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Turnip - PhanA/N: Don't read the description unless you want to partially spoil this fic for yourself C: But when you're finished I have something important in the description <3
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Phil's P.O.V

As a kid, I loved my birthdays more than I loved anything else. Most kids preferred Christmas, because you got more presents, apparently. Even if that was true, for me, it wasn't always about the presents. Sure, it was great to get gifts, but I liked the fact that for one day, just one, no one argued or shouted. And that everyone came together to celebrate with me.

Yeah, I was a weird kid.

When I got older though, I didn't get hyped up over my birthday. It

Phan- The Pocky Game Chapter 3Chapter 3

"Okay so anyone who doesn't know what ''The Pocky Game'' is, it's when someone bites each end of a pocky, or in our case ''Mikado'', because that's all we have at the moment, and they just bite it until their almost kissing, or are kissing. And we're not allowed to pull away for 5 minutes." Dan explained into the camera.

Phil felt sick. He didn't think he was ready to do this. What if he ending up just kissing Dan and completely melting. Everyone will find out.

Dan took out a Mikado stick; it was covered in white chocolate. It was Phil's favourite type of Mikado.

"Are you ready Phil?" Dan asked, facing towards him.

"No." Phil l

Phan - Mental Case.

Phil ran towards the cliff. Every time he breathed a shot of pain would run up his chest, but he wouldn't stop. He was running as fast as he could, he could see him. The little dot on the edge of the cliff. He had to run faster. He was running to save Dan. Phil had gotten home minutes ago to a note on the table.

Phil,
this is the end. don't come after me,
i'm sorry if i caused you pain or suffering but it's over now.
life is a game, you play it until game over.
my body will be in the water by the cliff.
you know which cliff, the one where we met.
unless it's been washed away to sea by now.
i don't care either way.
i'll jump, an

Midnight Magic {PHAN}Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN DANISNOTONFIRE (Dan Howell) OR AMAZINGPHIL (Phil Lester)

BY WRITING THIS FANFIC, I DO NOT, IN ANY WAY, IMPLY THAT PHIL AND DAN ARE, OR EVER WILL BE, IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP. THIS WORK IS WRITTEN PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES OF THE FANS.
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"Hello, Internet!"

"Hey, Guys!"

It had been a rather weird week, indeed. Dan and Phil hadn't updated the Super Amazing Project channel in a couple of weeks. First: because the world was supposed to end that week, although they didn't actually believe it, they agreed to spend as much time together as possible. They really didn't want to bother wast

Phan - [English] Du und ich (Part 1)Title: Du und ich [ENGLISH]
Pairing: Phan
Author: AnimaGirlFS
Genre: Romance
Rating: T
Disclaimer: This is just fiction, chill your beans. I don't own anyone, I'm just a writer.

AU - Dan belongs to a rich, British-German family who only recently moved back to the UK. He's sent to a private sixth form boarding school where he meets Phil. Unfortunately, Dan doesn't speak much English so Phil decides to teach Dan English in return for Dan tutoring him. It's a bit odd, but I've had writer's block so I'm treating this as though it's genius. Bear with me. Dan was going to be Spanish but I don't speak Spanish...

Dan's POV:

"Hi, I'm Phil," the bo

Secert place -Phan-Phil sat at a lunch table in his new school alone, reading. He knew he would have a hard time making friends, so he didn't make it a conscious effort. He struggled to open up to people; he was practically mute. He only spoke to authority figures and his mum, that was it. His peers were normally insignificant. As he turned the page, he looked up to see a brown haired boy staring at him from across the table. He shrunk into his seat, hiding in a way.

Dan was sitting with his friend Chris and PJ at their lunch table when he spotted a dark haired boy. he had the most beautiful blue eyes Dan had ever seen. "hey Dan, what are you looking at" Chris

Phan - Heaven's Gonna Wait.

"Phillip Lester?"
"Yes?" Phil replied nervously. He knew who was on the other side of the phone. It was the hospital. The image was stuck in his head. The image of Dan. He had been waiting for this phone call.

~ One day Earlier ~
"Give us the iPhone" one of the chavs said. They were following Dan and Phil down a street and now the pair were walking backwards away from the 3 men. Nobody else was around as it was late at night.
"Can't you just leave us alone? Buy your own iPhone dickheads." Dan spat at them.
"Right, you've had it now gay boy." another chav said and the next few moments were a blur. Phil felt himself being pinned down to

Hope -Phan-Dan wanted to scream as he stared at the darkness that coated his bedroom. Depression had been gradually sucking the life out of him when suddenly it pulled Dan further down the dark hole. It wasn’t even three in the morning and Dan hadn’t slept in nearly 24 hours. He was lucky if he got two hours of sleep a night. Dan was sick of feeling so dead all the time. What could he do about it though? He didn’t know what to do. Should he tell Phil? Did Phil even suspect anything? What scared Dan the most was the fact he had convinced himself that maybe his best friend just didn’t care.

Phil sighed softly turning over in bed.

To Have a Home- PHAN Part 2To Have a Home- PHAN Part 2

It had been a week. I should be dead. I would be, if it wasn't for this piece of cardboard I used as a blanket during the night. There was a few things I had found on the floor and in the trash, things I would hide behind the bins I sleep by. Nothing much, but it was enough to survive. But what was the point?

I’d scavenge for scraps of food outside restaurants, because I was far too scruffy to enter a coffee shop without being kicked out. I had been tempted to go back in that coffee shop "Utopia", but I was scared of seeing Phil again. I don’t want to admit it. But I want to see him again. I do. I thi

I Need You

I'm staring at the flickering candle-light on the wall. I have been for an uncountable measure of time. The television turned itself off long ago. My coffee is cold. My legs are numb. My eyes are straining in the dim light. But I don't move.

I don't move from this uncomfortable position, because your head is in my lap. We had been watching some film, then it finished. We didn't change the channel, we didn't move, we didn't speak. Sometime during the silence, you fell asleep. Then, some time later, you leaned your unconscious body over to me. Your head feel onto my knee, your arm lying parallel to my leg. Long ago, did I place my hand upon yo

Phan - Please don't go.

Dan wiped away the tear that fell from his boyfriend's eye although he cried with him. He was holding him as he looked across the room not meeting Dan's eyes. He was dying. Phil was dying and there was nothing Dan could do about it. They were in their living room when it happened. They both knew Phil was going to die, but not even the doctor's knew why. They just said he would. He had gotten up from the couch where he was sitting with Dan to get something to eat and he just fell. Dan caught him before he hit the floor, but now was the time.
"Please don't go." Dan choked the tears falling freely from his face. Phil looked him in the eyes

Phan - Denying

I'd been avoiding him for weeks now.

He was my best friend, my flatmate, and my crush.

In the daily life I usually sat in my own room with my laptop so we didn't have to talk together, unless it was important.

When we made video's I avoided touching him as much as possible and our viewers had probably begun to notice.

It was easier to avoid him before, but now the weekly radio-show had started, so we had to talk together.

I started to avoid him, the day I realised my feelings.

I've probably been in love with him for even longer, but I kept on denying it to myself.
I denied it, until I broke his heart.

He didn't know that I remembered

Happy Birthday, My Phil -Phan-Phil leaped from his bed as soon as heard the buzzing of his Tetris alarm clock. He scurried over to his closet and quickly pulled out his favorite plaid shirt and some mismatched socks. As he finished dressing his nose caught the smell of the familiar scent of freshly baked pancakes. Phil curiously stepped out of his room and made his way to the kitchen. Phil was surprised to see a gigantic stack of soft fluffy pancakes smothered in syrup and butter on a small white plate. His mouth watered and he looked around for Dan but didn't see him anywhere.

Phil took one step forward when suddenly Dan jumped out from behind the coach and yelled, &ld

To Have a Home- PHAN Part 3Helpless. I was like a lamb. No. More like a lamb with no legs. All I could do was lay around, not able to do anything. But still, even after how helpless and stupid I am, Phil still kept me here.

I lay on the sofa of Phil’s flat. The black leathery sofa was warm, as I’d been lying on it for about 6 hours, not able to move unless Phil carried me.

It was about 10am in the morning, a couple of days had passed since the accident. Not that it was an accident. Just some horrible bloke who thought it would be funny to almost kill a starving homeless guy.

I sighed, I tried sitting up on the sofa, but the pain arose in my stomach and

To Have A Home -PHANTo Have a Home -PHAN

No home. No friends. No family. I had nothing. Walking alone through the cold dark pathway to nowhere. I looked down at the ground, my tear filled eyes hiding behind my dark brown hair. Dan Howell, the failure.

It was the beginning of winter. No coat. Just a thin black t-shirt and skinny jeans. I didn't feel cold though. I was too cold to be cold.

I rammed my hands into my pockets and sped up the pace a little. All I wanted was something. A simple thing to make me smile. But now I felt like I would never smile again. Damn. I should have at least grabbed a coat before running out my parent’s house. I should have p

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Phil heard a small sniffle next to him.

Colors, flags, and people flew in front of him, loud, cheerful music blasting from surrounding speakers. Then suddenly, it was dark.

No one spoke.

Less than a few moments later, white writing appeared; a continual scroll of words flitting across the screen.

The lights steadily rose to a small glow, allowing the people inside enough light to make their way to the lobby of the cinema.

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"Dogg dammit!"
"You're goin ta have ta stay still, Dan."
Da lil'er pimp winced as Phil carefully applied another glob of aloe vera ta his back.
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Shame On You Pt. 2Apparently, there was a large misunderstanding with this letter on Fanfiction.net.

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I will address every little detail in every single message I have gotten about “Shame On You,” even if I had already replied via typed message.

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by *OceanSunrise32, Jan 20, 2013, 10:18:27 PM
Literature / Prose / Non-Fiction / Emotional

WARNING: Due to previous misunderstandings, I'm just pointing out that this is not aimed at any or all phanfic writers or artists. I'm also a phanfic writer, so I understand that many phans are not involved in the following message. If you leave hate, I'm going to assume you are guilty of this "crime" or just getting involved in something that doesn't concern you. Either way, I will not respond to any hateful messages. Thank you.

Okay, so....

I don't know how to say this....

I am suddenly so ashamed of the Phandom.

I mean....

I would never ever think of going on Dan or Phil's YouTube videos and screaming about how "that one moment TOTALLY showed how Phan is realzz!"

- or harassing Dan on Tumblr

- or bullying either of those men on the internet.

I

Am

Ashamed.

Dan having to change "HOT SEXY PHANTASTIC ACTION" to "Some Bloopers From Phil Is Not On Fire 4"?

Dan having to deal with angry tweets and tumblr asks?

Dan having to delete VYou comments from over a year ago?

Too.

Fucking.

Far.

Reading about these things on tumblr....

I actually almost started crying.

I felt fucking awful and ashamed and I didn't even DO anything wrong!

I didn't even know anything drastic was going on!

Then I started thinking about my phanfiction.

I started hating it. I suddenly don't want to write phanfics anymore.

But, lucky for you all, I still will write.

Why? Because I like the IDEA of them dating. I don't, and never would, think they are dating (unless it actually happens and THEY tell us) or rub in the idea that they have a "secret" relationship.

Yes, I do realize that my new friends on here are people I have said things to like, "Yeah, Philip! Stop hiding your feelings!"

I was joking. I will continue to make these jokes, too, because I love using sarcasm.

I remember reading a comment on one of Dan's videos.

It said something along the lines of, "Isn't it weird to ship two real-life people?"

and my immediate thought was, "Of course not! Why would it be?"

Then I realized something.

The only reason it's not weird to me is because I'm USED to it.

I had a friend not too long ago that gave me a handmade book that she wrote herself.

What was in it?

It was an entire book filled with oneshot fan fictions of ME with my close guy friends.

She shipped me with pretty much every guy friend I had, and they knew about it, too.

I loved reading those fan fictions. I loved looking at how she portrayed the imaginary romantic relationships between me and someone I actually knew.

I became immune to the weirdness of it all, so the idea of shipping Dan and Phil wasn't strange to me at all.

So, I apologize, in advance, to Dan and Phil. If you ever somehow come across this account or my phanfics, I'm sincerely sorry. I don't mean to make anyone uncomfortable.

And, if you ask me to, I would immediately take them down. No questions asked, no explanations given.

I wish I was with them right now.

Not because they're "famous" or "cute" or "British".

No- because I actually want to be there for them, letting them know that I care.

It has struck me that deeply.

I can't stand the thought of either of them living life in misery and awkwardness with each other because of the ridiculousness going on.

You really want to tear them apart, don't you?

No?

Then stop doing this.

I thought they were shipped because they were "perfect for each other."

Guess what?

They are. Just not romantically.

And, romantically or not, it shouldn't matter.

That's none of our business.

All I can say...

I don't even know.

Just-

Shame.

On.

You.

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~Katie-Venerelli Mar 2, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Thank you for this.

~Music-Water-Life Feb 15, 2013

Thank you. Seriously. Thank you so, so much for posting this. People need to see it. And it should apply to all real life fandoms. It's one thing to have silly jokes about it, but when you start harassing people to try and make it happen... that's just too far.

Seriously.

~GingerEh Jan 23, 2013 Student Traditional Artist

*Slow clap that dramatically turns into a loud thunder of applause*
WELL SAID. I have never seen a post so accurate. :3

!Imxinxmyxownxworld Jan 22, 2013 Student General Artist

I agree with you COMPLEETLY. Thank you SO much for putting that so well, seriously you're an amazing writer (lol randomly went off subject) and I really hope dan and phil see this, because seriously, they need to know some of us really aren't trying to hurt their feelings or whatever, it is just supposed to be a bit of fun, and although yeah, there are some really creepy people in the phandom, most of us are just trying to have to good time and be happy watching their great videos!

~wyntremalfoy Jan 22, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Thank you, someone needed to say it.

Of course, the issue is that the majority of the Phandom aren't mental, but the mental part of the Phandom are the most vocal and it makes it very difficult for the rest of us to come across as relatively normal.

I spent the entire shitstorm rolling my eyes and telling people on Tumblr to chill out. It's not that big of a deal, people need to relax and remember that how they react can and often does impact on the way the guys interact with us.

~apsilpastille Jan 22, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

*Stands up and applaudes.*

~miaroxbrown Jan 21, 2013 Student Writer

Reading this made me realize how right you are! It made me feel bad too, even though I don't even do stuff like that! I think that saddest part is the people who actually do that, if they were to read they will most likely just blow it off like no big deal to.

~Autumn-Buscus Jan 21, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Oh.My...God. It's like... you read my mind or something... I love Phan to be honest, but I've NEVER in my life harassed them about it. NEVER. And it breaks my heart to see and hear about them dealing with this, it makes me feel ashamed too. And I haven't done anything...
Thank you.
Thank you for putting it out there.
You've summed it up way better than I ever could.

~Katie7Potter Jan 21, 2013

You just summed up all my feelings way better than I ever could using words. Thankyou.

*asylum-of-the-angels Jan 21, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

i feel ASHAMED

just the thought that the phandom are making things awkward for them makes my smile slip away.
the thought that my phanfiction will only help influence this is just......it just feels like i'm hurting them.

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